Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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