can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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