and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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