I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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