Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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