I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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