she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
What drink are we having for lunch?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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