Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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