Porn is love you can see.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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