You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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