I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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