I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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