no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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