so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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