Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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