If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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