Betty ford says i'm here all night
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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