I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I need a hoe opinion
go on
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
