Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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