I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I need a burrito and a hug.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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