thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
