I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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