We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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