When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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