plz talk dirty to me
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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