Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She's not a foreskin expert like you
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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