5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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