I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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