nut hugger
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
this boner is exhausting
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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