she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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