Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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