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(541): View more from Oregon

I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??

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(607): View more from New York

so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.

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(251): View more from Alabama

My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her

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(303): View more from Colorado

if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.

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(917): View more from New York City

I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.

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(425): View more from Washington

Let's celebrate that I used a condom

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(502): View more from Kentucky

yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.

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