i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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