Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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