I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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