Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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