Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I am available for nakedness
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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