grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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