It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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