Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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