i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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