Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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