I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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