Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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