Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
im holly from the hills drunk
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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