fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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