More tranny stories later!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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