No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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