He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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