So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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