So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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