Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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