she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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