So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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