im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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