singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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