I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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